Don't be a Loverboy

How to spot a Loverboy:

Does he have expensive taste?
An expensive car, motor or moped?
Lots of money and you don't know where it's coming from?
Perhaps drugs or gun-running?
Rumours about his profession and activities?
Did you receive a mobile phone from him?
Gives you expensive gifts regularly?
Takes you to fancy and extravagant places?
Been to the red light district with him?
Has he friends of the same colour and description?
Puts down your parents, relatives and friends?
What kind of work does he do?